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Yes. That is the title that I felt was adequate for this particular post. I understand it is odd, but that is EXACTLY how I feel right now. My booty cheeks hurt. In particular, the area that just meets the leg. And no, I didn't do anything kinky the night before that would cause this particular soreness (though, at this moment, I kinda wish I had now that I'm thinking about it. I'm gonna have to rectify that real soon). But I digress, the reason why I'm in pain is because I've taken on a new sport. Drum roll please...CYCLING!
I absolutely love it and recommend it for anyone looking to change up their cardio routine. It's less painful on the knees and oh so exhilarating. My only qualm is that I'm not used to riding on the street and the motorist in my town straight up act like this is bumper cars. They make me anxious, which affects my speed and tightens my grip on the handle bars which in turn causes jittery movements which in turn can cause a fall. This big chick ain't about falling because once Im down, I'm just going to stay there. You can go ahead and bury me a G at that point. Just this morning, some monkey-ass fool made a right turn in front of my spouse. I looked at that like whet?!?! They just don't give a good doggone about cyclists out here. Man, if someone hits me, they are going to utterly ruin their car. I'm a big girl and this big girl makes big dents. Shoot, just like Cedric the Entertainer said, I wish a _________(insert expletive of your choice) would.
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Anyway, if you decide to embark upon a cycling quest, make sure you go to your local bike shop and research the bikes they have for you. I decided upon a hybrid...part road bike, part mountain bike. It is just right for me and I love it. I'm gonna be Faith Evans up in this piece because I never knew a love like this before. Who knew exercise can be so fun. And to top it off, I'm going to be better than my husband soon and he's been riding for YEARS! Yeah, I'm pretty dope like that. I have the muscle structure of an athlete. I just have to peel off these many layers of fluff so that it can be obvious to the world!
